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June 2018

All of Doctor Who Canon

heavenlyevan:

This is a link to a list of all of Doctor Who canon.

All of it. Well, everything fitting into Doctor Who canon following a specific set of guidelines that are very broad and expansive. This took a long time and I’ve done other versions of it before, but it’s pretty much the most comprehensive list you’ll ever find on the Internet. PLEEASE contact me if there’s something missing.

Jun 25, 2018 154 notes
#doctor who #meta for us all #sort of
Jun 24, 2018 1,828 notes
#doctor who #the twelfth doctor #bill Potts #caption

mellowhero:

sephezade:

klubbhead:

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

I high-key hate this so much

Jun 21, 2018 135,981 notes
#that's the third ducking time I've been tricked by this damn post #fucking #I'm too tired to go back and fix it #tumblr shenanigans
Jun 20, 2018 1,028,413 notes
#I crack the fuck up every single fucking time #Sherlock Holmes #every single time #lmao
Jun 20, 2018 11,511 notes
#got me too #laugh rule #mcu
Jun 20, 2018 78,136 notes
#i don't even go here but that's fucking hilarious #anime #sheets #lmao
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Jun 20, 2018 130,937 notes
#animals #reblogging to get it out of my likes #video #lmao
Jun 20, 2018 905 notes
#hp #caption #i should rewatch it's been ages
Jun 20, 2018 5,410 notes
#neon #concept art #i guess?
Jun 20, 2018 3,222 notes
#fuck #twitter #important shit
Jun 20, 2018 5,014 notes
#tony stark #james rhodes #rhodey in the last gif like #'he's a genius. he's a goddamn genius. but how is he still alive.' #also i love how active tony's eyebrows are in the third one #idk why
Jun 19, 2018 2,299 notes
#the ninth doctor #rose tyler
Jun 19, 2018 74,223 notes
#jesus christ #what a fucking concept #I love the specifcity of being inspired by a line from fight club #like that just #elevates this to an almost artistic level #tho lbr it's mostly just a letter off from that instead
Jun 19, 2018 12,303 notes
#Lena Durham? #have you been paying attention at all #politics
Jun 19, 2018 8,046 notes
#important shit
Jun 19, 2018 2,299 notes
#the ninth doctor #rose Tyler

robinthegay:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

God fucking damm it

Jun 18, 2018 128,259 notes
#language
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Jun 16, 2018 11,920 notes
#Chris Evans #the losers #sort of #video #idris Elba
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Jun 16, 2018 78,864 notes
#lmao #what the fuck #who has the time #dot tired athos voice mp3 #video

osterfields:

the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself

…a mess

Jun 16, 2018 36,046 notes
#Tom Holland #iconic
Jun 16, 2018 3,627 notes
#rdj #thank fucking God #Sherlock Holmes
Jun 15, 2018 178,325 notes
#important shit #ian mckellen

haruspis:

What I love about Twice Upon A Time is the emotional layer it gives the First Doctor’s regeneration.

This is something that is… really quite absent in The Tenth Planet - which is understandable given the context, but also makes it feel so weirdly separate from the rest of the show.

The only reason we even had a clip of the First Doctor’s regeneration is because Blue Peter showed it once, some decades back. On top of all the early Doctor Who stuff that has been lost from the BBC’s archives, this vital piece of the show’s DNA was almost lost to history as well…

I’ve primarily seen the talk about the First Doctor’s usage in Twice Upon A Time revolving around how the episode addresses the character’s casual misogyny and… not much else.

Nothing about how scared he was to be facing regeneration, to be grappling with the idea - for the first time - of becoming a new person.

Nothing about how, on top of that, he comes face-to-face with the legacy of his future selves, presented in the negative way they are, as ‘the Doctor of War’. An idea that he finds unthinkable, even as he hasn’t yet found himself truly stepping into the role of ‘The Doctor’.

And certainly nothing about one of my favourite scenes in the episode - that profoundly philosophical discussion he has with Bill, reframing a piece of the show’s mythology from a new angle by asking a different question. There were many reasons why he ran away from Gallifrey, but it has never been asked before what exactly he was running to…

And we get to have the First Doctor say his piece on that, subtly tying back into a famous quote of his from the end of The Daleks:

“You wanted advice, you said. I never give it. Never. But I might just say this to you. Always search for truth. My truth is in the stars.”

Indeed, this is something of a recurring motif, as he says this again to Susan in The Reign of Terror - the last serial of the first season.

“Our lives are important - at least to us - and as we see, so we learn… Our destiny is in the stars, so let’s go and search for it.”

So what the First Doctor says to Bill about pursuing an answer to the question of good and evil, trying to understand how good can prevail when it requires things that are inherently selfless - things such as sacrifice and love - and evil should, in theory, always win, fits in beautifully with his established character. He learns to hope, in a way that he didn’t quite before, in saving the Captain’s life and witnessing the Christmas truce.

He previously said that the universe rarely turns out to be a fairy tale, but he learns that it’s up to him - to us - to try to make it one.

The Tenth Planet wasn’t the First Doctor’s story, it was Ben who was largely put forward as the main character - William Hartnell’s illness leaving the Doctor on the sidelines for the most part, save for a few key scenes.

I feel that Twice Upon A Time managed to give us that - a proper final send-off for the First Doctor, one that doesn’t just work with the limits of The Tenth Planet but embraces them. When David Bradley enters the TARDIS, accompanied by Murray Gold’s Vale, and it transitions back to William Hartnell lying on the floor as we see his face morph into Patrick Troughton’s while the music swells to a triumphant climax… it emotionally recontextualises something that has, for so long, existed purely to serve the function of keeping the show going when its lead actor was too ill to continue.

The First Doctor got to have the explosive fanfare of regeneration the way every other Doctor has had without changing a thing, save for his final line - no longer “Keep warm” to Ben and Polly, but a promise to himself to go about living his life the long way round.

Jun 15, 2018 600 notes
#doctor who #meta for us all
Jun 15, 2018 90 notes
#the musketeers #I'm on mobile I'm not tagging them all

hemswortth:

tchailla:

*kid presenting meme* Iron Man 3 was a good movie you’re all just unnerved by the plot twist because it revealed that the white American mastermind was behind the whole terrorist ploy instead of just painting muslims as the stereotypical bad guy terrorist

Jun 15, 2018 9,171 notes
#iron man #yooooooo

vgfm:

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

stephanemiroux:

bigskydreaming:

Okay heads up for all Americans eligible to vote:

The Supreme Court just issues a ruling allowing Ohio and other states to purge voters from their election registration rolls due to their failure to cast a ballot in previous elections.

This is a major victory for the Trump administration and the GOP, and a direct consequence of the Supreme Court being stacked with more conservative judges (the votes were 5-4). This is also a huge part of what Trump/the GOP were counting on to save them in the 2018 midterm elections, which is where Democrats have been hoping to take back a majority in the House, giving them more power to combat Trump’s abuses of power and Republican legislation.

What this means is YOU CAN NOT ASSUME THAT YOU ARE REGISTERED for the 2018 elections, just because you SHOULD be. Thanks to this decision, red states can purge voters’ registration based on their not having cast a ballot in even just previous federal elections, NOT just the national Presidential elections. Effectively, if you haven’t voted in previous senate races or for congressional representatives in the past few years, that’s all they need now to say you’re no longer registered and need to register again.

They’re deliberately counting on people assuming they’re still registered and so not checking until after registration deadlines have passed, or showing up to vote this November and only then finding out they’re no longer registered, when its too late to do a damn thing about it.

And this is absolutely targeted at marginalized communities, low income voters, disabled voters, and basically anyone who simply can’t always AFFORD to keep on top of every federal election and show up to vote in every senate race, etc. Which not so coincidentally happen to be all the communities and voters who have the most to gain from Democratic victories in the 2018 midterms and are the least likely to cast votes for GOP candidates at this point.

This was absolutely a calculated effort aimed specifically at keeping the GOP in power with a majority control of the government come November, and unfortunately, it has a DAMN good chance of accomplishing just that if it goes by unacknowledged. I’m not looking to alarm or panic anyone, simply to say:

If you are a registered voter in a red state at this point, please please please do not take your registered status as assumed. Check on your registration status, look up all relevant voter registration deadlines for your state and district, CIRCLE THAT SHIT ON YOUR CALENDAR, and check your registration status AGAIN right before those deadlines pass, so you can be sure of it before its too late to do anything about it til the next voting cycle.

Yikes

Reblog this shit right now

Here’s a Twitter thread with resources for voters in every state to check on their registration status: https://twitter.com/AnaMardoll/status/1006221580458790912

Make sure you check it periodically because the newest voter roll purges likely haven’t happened yet.

Jun 11, 2018 61,563 notes
#important shit #Motherfucker #it was supposed to be space travel

May 2018

republicansareahategroup:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army.

via reddit.com

bring this back and suddenly capitalists don’t wanna go to war no more

May 22, 2018 91,607 notes
#wait holy shit what #that's #beautiful #scary but beautiful #important shit #politics #history
May 20, 2018 561 notes
#the expanse #ofc literally like #eight days after i finally get into this show #it gets cancelled #cmon get it back internet #caption
May 20, 2018 17,590 notes
#holy fucking hell #fuck the fuck off #tony stark #infinity war #peter parker
May 20, 2018 2,597 notes
#rdj #tony stark #good lord your eyes man #get out with your face
May 20, 2018 7,382 notes
#thank you #tony stark #comic books come to life dude

firey-rising-demon:

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

May 20, 2018 144,580 notes
#amazing #good people #black swan
May 18, 2018 59,537 notes
#oh my god #this is the greatest thing i've seen in days #black panther
Myers-Briggs Test: This Quiz Reveals Your Personality and Spirit Animalpsych2go.net

dpennhart:

ruthimagination:

kleenexwoman:

perilsperil:

klina12:

awfullybigadventure9:

agent-ches:

heir-of-arbok:

bookscoffeeandracoons:

hotchocolatelover:

psych2go:

Reblog if you find this accurate ;) 

INTP: owl. Quite accurate.

INFJ: Wolf. That was pretty accurate and I love Wolves

INFP: Slow Loris yeeeaaahhhhh das me alright

ENTP: Fox, i’m intrigued

INTJ: octopus - bullseye

INFJ: Owl- it’s eerie how accurate this is

INTJ and Octopus


Originally posted by fuckinmiki

INTJ and octopus. That was only ten easy questions and now I feel I have been sufficiently classified.

INFP and Slow Loris.  Seems pretty accurate I think.  Haha.

Originally posted by look-back-look-back-at-me

I got FOX!!!

yoooooo

May 16, 2018 14,087 notes

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shiveringskinny:

catherinegrant:

maynothingeverstopyou:

castiel-assbutt-winchester:

whatifdestiel:

i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7:

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chaneldiets:

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destielsolangelotrash:

queefinchicken:

obnoxiously-phan:

annoyedvertigo:

mimi-shake-draws:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

clloudy:

flustered-custard:

silentshivers:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person.

ALL OF YOU.

no limit, no one skipped. EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

DON’T ASK WHY, IT’LL MAKE SENSE LATER

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

Just wait…it’ll all make sense.

I REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I AM CURIOUS. I AM WAITING

I REBLOGGED AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER

I reblogged as a joke and i swear that it happened five minutes later omg

ME TOO

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

I don’t know whether to be afraid of this post but it won’t get off my mind

scared af

What

Whaaat

Well ok

Oh boy

Ok Then

?

Ok. What’s gonna happen?

Okaaay…

it worked. I had to go back and find this because… it worked.

What the fuck I reblogged this a couple hours ago and they really do mean every single person no one skipped O.o h o w

let’s hope is something goooood

what does this mean

wot in tarnation

What?

IM SO GLAD IM SEEING THIS AGAIN. REBLOGGING AGAIN CAUSE ITS REALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON NO ONE SKIPPED.

w…wat

🤷 I had to

May 16, 2018 1,612,723 notes
#squint #tumblr shenanigans #what is this
“I’ve been reading a lot of reviews where people who are nervous about the premise want Adam to be really punished, and they’re not happy that he, in their sense, gets away with it,” Ariel said. “I don’t see it that way. … I think it’s the whole idea of Adam being punished is really interesting because he’s deceiving somebody — he’s lying, that’s wrong. But people are really angry specifically about appropriating an oppressed identity. I just think that’s fascinating to think about because what is so terrible about appropriating an oppressed identity? And what’s terrible is that people are oppressed. But ultimately his deception is just a deception. He’s also lying about his age but no one seems to care about that. Why is one deception worse than another? I just think it’s interesting to think about that.”—

Ariel Schrag
(Source)

“what is so terrible about appropriating an oppressed identity?” uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May 15, 2018 34 notes
#like #i don't really get into political discussions - esp online - v much #but #holy shit #i'm also normally v forgiving but everything i've seen about this #again holy shit #as someone who questioned for a while if they might be a gay trans guy like #'what is so terrible about appropriating an oppressed identity?' #idk #death?????? #that happens to roughly one in four trans people last i checked #not even counting their respective sexual orientations #deception is deception #sure it is #until it gets you fucking murdered #important shit #i honestly don't normally get into shit bc #well #several reasons #i don't mind talking about literally any of this to anyone who is curious or is going through their own shit #or whatever #i just don't really advertize #bc it's just part of my life it's not who i am #that would - imo - sort of defeat the point #but that's honestly just how i look at it #other trans people aren't invalidated in their own experiences/opinions just bc of my own #that's how it all works #but for real #i'm fucking floored by the source quotes
May 10, 2018 1,773 notes
#the tenth doctor #thanks for the pain

April 2018

Apr 22, 2018 4,095 notes
#eddie kaspbrak #it #caption
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Apr 22, 2018 267,937 notes
#brooklyn nine nine #video #fucking amazing i love this goddamn show #lmao

morbidmanatee:

spikenards:

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

Apr 22, 2018 74,657 notes
#i couldn't figure out what the fuck this was until i got to the lizard part and it clicked #amazing
Apr 22, 2018 5,650 notes
#galaxy quest #caption
Apr 22, 2018 14,733 notes
#iron man #remember how excited this made all of us #and yet we never in a million years would have dreamed of what we've actually gotten #i'm so glad to be alive #caption #mcu
Apr 22, 2018 2,805 notes
#scarlett johansson #elizabeth olsen #caption
homophobia isn't real either, it was invented by homosexuals to silence the majority.

Clearly it didn’t work bc y’all never shut the fuck up.

Apr 22, 2018 69,834 notes
#amazing #tumblr shenanigans #important shit
Apr 22, 2018 1,385,927 notes
#iconic #caption #important shit
  • Happy: So, what happened? I mean, did you forget to check the entire field? I find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision.
  • Natasha: No, I'm an excellent hunter.
  • Happy: How did you end up shooting a guy in the head, then?
  • Natasha: Fair enough. I was walking in the woods and then I tripped and my gun went off.
  • Happy: Ah, so you forgot to put the safety on.
  • Natasha: Oh, I always have the safety on, I mean...While I was tripping I saw a quail and I shot at it.
  • Happy: In mid-trip?
  • Natasha: No. That's. Okay, fine. I got that tunnel vision that girls get. That's what happened, end of story.
  • Happy: Well, I think you're hysterical because of all the excitement, obviously. So, I'm just not following your story. All right?
  • [Jump-cuts between statements]
  • Natasha: Um, I let my emotions get the best of me.
  • Natasha: I just, I cared too much, I guess.
  • Natasha: I was thinking with my lady-parts.
  • Natasha: I was walking and I felt something icky.
  • Natasha: I thought there was gonna be chocolate.
  • Natasha: I don't even remember.
  • Natasha: I'm wearing a new, um, bra and it closes in the front and it pop-open and it threw me off.
  • Natasha: All I wanna do is have babies!
  • Natasha: Are you single?
  • Natasha: I'm just, like, going through a thing right now.
  • Natasha: I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone.
  • Natasha: This would not happen if I had a penis!
  • Natasha: [While putting on lipstick] What?
  • Natasha: Bitches be crazy.
  • Natasha: I'm good at tolerating pain, I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.
Apr 22, 2018 172 notes
#lmao #parks and recreation #happy hogan #natasha romanoff
Apr 22, 2018 7,795 notes
#fanart #tony stark #peter parker
Apr 22, 2018 5,738 notes
#black panther

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

Apr 22, 2018 288,292 notes
#lmao
Apr 22, 2018 52,407 notes
#black panther
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